THE TOP 10 MOVIES YOU SHOULD NEVER LEAVE ON DURING SEX
BY DANI FAITH LEONARD
10. Hannah Montana: The Movie (unless you’re a child sex-offender)
9. The Shining
8. Rain Man (Definitely weird. Def-def-definitely weird)
7. What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
6. Show Girls (worst sex scene ever!)
5. R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet
4. Passion of the Christ
3. Schindler’s List
2. Knocked Up
1. Tie // Chopped Off: The Man Who Lost His Penis (documentary featuring Lorena Bobbitt) or John Wayne Bobbitt’s Frankenpenis (film directed by Ron Jeremy, starring John Wayne Bobbitt’s “Frankenpenis”)
Runners up:
BAPS
I Know Who Killed Me (starring Lindsay Lohan)
Apocolypto
Clockwork Orange
The Hottie & The Nottie (starring Paris Hilton)